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5th May 2007   Chemical Sunshine

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! This is horrific.........I have been tangoed!!! I cannot possibly go out tonight looking like this. I will NEVER, repeat, NEVER have another spray tan. When I promised myself a slot of pampering at least once a week this certainly was not how I expected it to turn out. What is it about a bit of clever marketing that sucks an otherwise well balanced girl (ha) in.....I am thinking of all those marketing guru's sat in their wall to wall slogan-ed offices and right now I hate them all.....They have prayed on my recent lowness.......The '£9.99 look and feel like you have a shower of sun' offer was to hard to resist!!!  NEVER AGAIN!!!! Never mind a shower of sun....this is a bloody shower of s**t. I look like Jodie Marsh at a nightclub opening in Blackpool......I have to stop looking in the mirror.....it’s just too much....phoned our Jill and she said lemon juice would shift it. It hasn't. Phoned Jenny, hysterical - she said Boots the Chemist sold false tan remover so John is away on a mission of mercy to get me some. I tell you that man is for the high jump if he doesn’t come back with nothing short of bleach to help me out of this one!! Supposed to be going out tonight with my brothers and unless I can wear tights and gloves, this lady isn’t going anywhere!! Very, very angry with myself.......I knew I should have stuck to the 'Fake Bake' at least that stuff is organic. Note to self: 'Cheap does not always equal cheerful'. I am squirming inside thinking of the chemicals I have just put on my skin. It struggles at the best of times.......The toys are coming right out of the pram if I have to wait till its dark to go out. Gutted…..!! Was really looking forward to a good night; haven’t been dancing for ages!

 

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